The Bro

Sometimes, you think you are a bro.
Sometimes, you are a bro, but you're not being one.
Sometimes, you are a bro, you're being one, but not towards everyone.
Sometimes, you're just broing around.
Sometimes, your bro is being a bro towards everybody but you (Ted towards Barney at one point)
Sometimes, you're tedding around, much unlike a bro.
Sometimes, you're a bro, just not a man-bro.
Sometimes, you are a bro.  That is my dream.
That dream is a reality.
I am a bro.
Are you a bro?
A bro is not necessarily a dude, or a guy.  A female bro is less intelligent, but still could be a bro.  Or that female could just not be learning from past mistakes with setting up her friends with a male bro. 
The word 'Dudelius' comes from ancient Roman times.
A Dudelius is a man that is a virgin, or has not had as many experiences as men such as Plaesar I.
Today, we use 'Dude' as slang for 'Dudelius,' in the english language meaning the phrase, 'Does not get laid as much as some people do.'
This is the word of the Bro.