Doctor Zoidberg once said, 'If there was a cake, would you have one slice or none at all? Even if the other members of the cake eating were swirling and frosting their hot naked bodies against the cake?'
That has nothing to do with me. Just thought you should know. I've been bored and need a new game to play. Takes forever to get my terraria server application back to me. It's like the moderators pretend I'm not even there o.o
Now, I haven't posted in a LONG TIME. You may wonder why. It's because I haven't been so carefree. I've been worrying and shit like that. I also noticed my post views going up to 26 (oh my god so intense) and this isn't much of an update, but it's enough for me.
I might just end it here. Ah, well. At least I updated it after a long time, woooow.
How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Ep. 1 coming out soon, guys! Hang on!
Also, I want to clear up, it said Barney's -future- wife on the CBS description.
He's not getting married until like, season 9 so far.
Good luck, guise!
Saturday, 22 September 2012
Thursday, 23 August 2012
Sorry.
I haven't updated in a few days because, well, I didn't know what I planned to say.
NOW I DO.
I think. Wait..
URRRGH. No, I don't.
I can, however, keep on typing pointlessly (except that I'm male) as far as I could throw a water bottle.
Oh, yeah. But can you hear the inspiring chant of the Bro?
Brooooo.. Broooooo.. Brooo-ooo-oo-ooooooooooh..
It's like a ninja. It never hits you that you're dead until somebody informs you. EG,
Ninja: HAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI *stabs you*
Good Samaritan: Oh, look, you're dead. Giggle.
You: Oh? Hey, look, so I am! I wondered why I was bleeding. Well, the more I know. Time to move on.
And you will crawl for hours and hours and then recognize, YOU'RE DEAD. Of course, if a good samaritan came along and helped you you'd be alive, but.. OH WAIT. Guess they took the day off, huh?
8:38 AM.. almost time to go. Guess I'll see you next time, on LET'S BLOG, JOZEF'S BLOG!
This is HCB-- Uh, I mean.. JOZ3F, signing off. Have a good day!
NOW I DO.
I think. Wait..
URRRGH. No, I don't.
I can, however, keep on typing pointlessly (except that I'm male) as far as I could throw a water bottle.
Oh, yeah. But can you hear the inspiring chant of the Bro?
Brooooo.. Broooooo.. Brooo-ooo-oo-ooooooooooh..
It's like a ninja. It never hits you that you're dead until somebody informs you. EG,
Ninja: HAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI *stabs you*
Good Samaritan: Oh, look, you're dead. Giggle.
You: Oh? Hey, look, so I am! I wondered why I was bleeding. Well, the more I know. Time to move on.
And you will crawl for hours and hours and then recognize, YOU'RE DEAD. Of course, if a good samaritan came along and helped you you'd be alive, but.. OH WAIT. Guess they took the day off, huh?
8:38 AM.. almost time to go. Guess I'll see you next time, on LET'S BLOG, JOZEF'S BLOG!
This is HCB-- Uh, I mean.. JOZ3F, signing off. Have a good day!
Sunday, 19 August 2012
The Bro
Sometimes, you think you are a bro.
Sometimes, you are a bro, but you're not being one.
Sometimes, you are a bro, you're being one, but not towards everyone.
Sometimes, you're just broing around.
Sometimes, your bro is being a bro towards everybody but you (Ted towards Barney at one point)
Sometimes, you're tedding around, much unlike a bro.
Sometimes, you're a bro, just not a man-bro.
Sometimes, you are a bro. That is my dream.
That dream is a reality.
I am a bro.
Are you a bro?
A bro is not necessarily a dude, or a guy. A female bro is less intelligent, but still could be a bro. Or that female could just not be learning from past mistakes with setting up her friends with a male bro.
The word 'Dudelius' comes from ancient Roman times.
A Dudelius is a man that is a virgin, or has not had as many experiences as men such as Plaesar I.
Today, we use 'Dude' as slang for 'Dudelius,' in the english language meaning the phrase, 'Does not get laid as much as some people do.'
This is the word of the Bro.
Sometimes, you think you are a bro.
Sometimes, you are a bro, but you're not being one.
Sometimes, you are a bro, you're being one, but not towards everyone.
Sometimes, you're just broing around.
Sometimes, your bro is being a bro towards everybody but you (Ted towards Barney at one point)
Sometimes, you're tedding around, much unlike a bro.
Sometimes, you're a bro, just not a man-bro.
Sometimes, you are a bro. That is my dream.
That dream is a reality.
I am a bro.
Are you a bro?
A bro is not necessarily a dude, or a guy. A female bro is less intelligent, but still could be a bro. Or that female could just not be learning from past mistakes with setting up her friends with a male bro.
The word 'Dudelius' comes from ancient Roman times.
A Dudelius is a man that is a virgin, or has not had as many experiences as men such as Plaesar I.
Today, we use 'Dude' as slang for 'Dudelius,' in the english language meaning the phrase, 'Does not get laid as much as some people do.'
This is the word of the Bro.
Saturday, 18 August 2012
Auditioning Audio
So, just recently, I had my audio fixed.
Who? Not by me. BY MY MOTHER. But it wouldn't have worked had I not gotten out the ol' speakerboxes and got them to pretty much work (they weren't doing anything other than going 'BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ' but it's a step in the right direction.)
Humiliating? Hardly! Thanks mum! I take partial credit, though. I can turn them up to unimagi-- well, it's pretty loud. It's ideal. I like it.
So, today, I missed out on coff- I have an idea.
5:00 SLEEPING
6:00 SLEEPING
7:()() SUBCONCIOUS.. sleeping.
8:[][] I wake! Dust off Youtube and watch some PCULL44444 (that guy's pretty cool, but he's no bro.)
9:00 Stop with the Metroid Fusion + PCULL combo even though it's pretty cool and go see what Dad's doin'. Turns out he's cooking breakfast.
10:00 Watch some olympic jazz from 9:15-10:00-ish. Food is served around then.
10:[}{]-11:15 Start up some World of Warcraft jazz, heehee.
Smooth sailing until around 1:30.
1:30: decide to write up on blog but first get up on some internet jazz and try to get youtube to stop shutting up and work
2:00 Writing blog now. I'll update in the next few days if not tomorrow.
Not a bad idea, yeah? Not all that giggleous but eh, it's a sunday. Unless you checked out PCULL44444.. Let's Play Minish Cap. Don't go for his old ones such as Link to the Past, too serious and quiet and shy and stuff.
Oh, well.
So, just recently, I had my audio fixed.
Who? Not by me. BY MY MOTHER. But it wouldn't have worked had I not gotten out the ol' speakerboxes and got them to pretty much work (they weren't doing anything other than going 'BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ' but it's a step in the right direction.)
Humiliating? Hardly! Thanks mum! I take partial credit, though. I can turn them up to unimagi-- well, it's pretty loud. It's ideal. I like it.
So, today, I missed out on coff- I have an idea.
5:00 SLEEPING
6:00 SLEEPING
7:()() SUBCONCIOUS.. sleeping.
8:[][] I wake! Dust off Youtube and watch some PCULL44444 (that guy's pretty cool, but he's no bro.)
9:00 Stop with the Metroid Fusion + PCULL combo even though it's pretty cool and go see what Dad's doin'. Turns out he's cooking breakfast.
10:00 Watch some olympic jazz from 9:15-10:00-ish. Food is served around then.
10:[}{]-11:15 Start up some World of Warcraft jazz, heehee.
Smooth sailing until around 1:30.
1:30: decide to write up on blog but first get up on some internet jazz and try to get youtube to stop shutting up and work
2:00 Writing blog now. I'll update in the next few days if not tomorrow.
Not a bad idea, yeah? Not all that giggleous but eh, it's a sunday. Unless you checked out PCULL44444.. Let's Play Minish Cap. Don't go for his old ones such as Link to the Past, too serious and quiet and shy and stuff.
Oh, well.
First Entry to Broship
Day One of Blog History
When my name is up in lights you will remember this.
This is the day of my Blog birth.. or blirth. Euck, that sounds like some sort of ooze.
I am Jozef. You may call me JOZ3F. Actually, no.
You will call me JOZ3F.
No, 'BROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAF' or anything like that.
No.
Unacceptable.
Respect is acceptable.
I am a Broman.
You are not.
You are a peasant.
Unless you're not.
In which case you're not.
Deal with it.
I suppose now is a good time to go over the ranking system of a bro.
Just the basic ten.
10. Peasant! (pretty self-explanatory here)
9. Pleas-ant. (a little better, but still self explanatory.
8. CIVILIAN (all caps)
7. The Downtown Pizza Store Owner (it's cool, you earn money)
6. NOO YAWK CIVILIAN (nobody spells these days, so mainstream)
5. Broman (As you are, soldier.)
4. Broviticus (Bronze)
3. Plaesar's Left Hand Man (Silver)
2. Plaeser's Right Hand Man (A figure of gold. Can't honk with only one left hand.)
1. Plaeser Himself.
You see.. I will give you a sample of his greatness.
"Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. (Except if you're silly.) Some call it morality. Others call it religion. (One God to Rule them all.. except there's 3-1 gods. HAHAHA. Read on.) But Bros in the know (such as I myself) call this holy grail (oooh) the Bro (WAIT FOR IT) Code."
Does it not send shivers quivering down your spine (a bro's allowed to rhyme, don't haite, haitur.)
Would you like more?
Buy it. The Bro Code. It's worth the million dollars plus tax.
Now, for the questions. What is a bro? You're broking, right? Jester..
"A bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn't want to wear it anymore."
A lifelong companion you can always trust on.. one who would bend over backwards to help you bend a chick over backwards.. oh yeah.
APPROPRIATE BROING UNACCEPTABLE BROING
Nabroleon, Tom Brokaw Broan of Arc, Brobara Walters
Bro Jackson, Teddy Broosevelt Geraldine Ferrarbro, Broko Ono
Broce Springsteen
Just to overview it.
If this is Samuel (my best bro and wingman) reading this, good luck and I hope your buttflap is better.
When my name is up in lights you will remember this.
This is the day of my Blog birth.. or blirth. Euck, that sounds like some sort of ooze.
I am Jozef. You may call me JOZ3F. Actually, no.
You will call me JOZ3F.
No, 'BROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAF' or anything like that.
No.
Unacceptable.
Respect is acceptable.
I am a Broman.
You are not.
You are a peasant.
Unless you're not.
In which case you're not.
Deal with it.
I suppose now is a good time to go over the ranking system of a bro.
Just the basic ten.
10. Peasant! (pretty self-explanatory here)
9. Pleas-ant. (a little better, but still self explanatory.
8. CIVILIAN (all caps)
7. The Downtown Pizza Store Owner (it's cool, you earn money)
6. NOO YAWK CIVILIAN (nobody spells these days, so mainstream)
5. Broman (As you are, soldier.)
4. Broviticus (Bronze)
3. Plaesar's Left Hand Man (Silver)
2. Plaeser's Right Hand Man (A figure of gold. Can't honk with only one left hand.)
1. Plaeser Himself.
You see.. I will give you a sample of his greatness.
"Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. (Except if you're silly.) Some call it morality. Others call it religion. (One God to Rule them all.. except there's 3-1 gods. HAHAHA. Read on.) But Bros in the know (such as I myself) call this holy grail (oooh) the Bro (WAIT FOR IT) Code."
Does it not send shivers quivering down your spine (a bro's allowed to rhyme, don't haite, haitur.)
Would you like more?
Buy it. The Bro Code. It's worth the million dollars plus tax.
Now, for the questions. What is a bro? You're broking, right? Jester..
"A bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn't want to wear it anymore."
A lifelong companion you can always trust on.. one who would bend over backwards to help you bend a chick over backwards.. oh yeah.
APPROPRIATE BROING UNACCEPTABLE BROING
Nabroleon, Tom Brokaw Broan of Arc, Brobara Walters
Bro Jackson, Teddy Broosevelt Geraldine Ferrarbro, Broko Ono
Broce Springsteen
Just to overview it.
If this is Samuel (my best bro and wingman) reading this, good luck and I hope your buttflap is better.
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